Dispatches from Scott's Blackberry

Received this from Scott this morning:

I board the train and am happy to land a seat. I nice young woman in her late 20s or early 30s seated to my right, reading a novel. "wonder what she's reading" I think.....perhaps Dickens or Hardy. No! Maybe she's a biography person - I bet it's the new biography of Beatrix Potter....I glance at the page......

"I'm going to rip his f'ing eyeballs out and make him suck them like gobstoppers," Cafferty was snarling, flecks of saliva pocked the inside of his windscreen.

Oh well.