You know you're getting old when...

I was vaguely aware yesterday of some kerfuffle in Boston over a street art ad campaign gone wrong. Something about a bomb scare.

Upon opening the full article in this morning's New York Times, my eyes went first to the photo of the "performance artists" who were detained in connection with the incident and my immediate thought, before reading a word, was "Lock 'em up. Especially the one in the middle."